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Bernie Svintis is a happy person and likes making others happy. Despite what some might think, a woman can be perfectly content at size 0 or size 16. As a man, I can fantasize about what the specs of my ideal woman would be. The optimal measurements for the maximum pleasure. But when the rubber meets the road, what really matters is who can put up with my own bullshit for years to come. Ditch the pettiness.
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Emelia Pearl is a slim vixen with Latin DNA and a creative personality. I can be creative too. Just the other day, after spending all afternoon watching men play football on TV, I was thinking how cool it would be to feel my own body exert itself. So I got out of my recliner, slightly drunk, knocked on my neighbor's door and invited him to the nearby park to pass around the ol' pigskin. We weren't half as good as those professional athletes, but we had double the fun doing rather than watching. We got sweaty and dirty so my neighbor, showing some of his own creativity, invited me over to have a shower and massage at his place. Fuck man, I gotta cut back on the drinking.
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There's something special here. It is so special that I don't even have to hype it. This has always been my vision. Create memories that are priceless. Find women that move the needle. And let the others sell their souls to marketing garbage. Just about every day, my sole concern is finding the next greatness-inspiring woman like Sabrina Lynn. My purpose is singular, my energy is focused into a piercing beam of hot white light. Thank you for supporting Zishy. Your subscriptions are what bring these dreams to life.
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Do you ever have such an insightful dream at night that you can not wait to write about it in your next blog post? The type of dream that gives you a realization which will guide the rest of your life starting tomorrow. Then in the morning, you try hard to remember what it was, but draw a complete blank. That sucks. What's worse though is when it finally comes back to you and you realize that it was not profound at all. Maybe I'll just let images of Wendy Patton speak for themselves.
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Karissa Kane is one tough looking female. She whipped out this strappy outfit and she showed off her impressive physique. Karissa says she was not always built like this, but to never underestimate the effectiveness of hard work. She definitely is no slouch. Remember, you will get more done if you start now.
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When the opportunity presented itself to photograph Morgan Attwood at a vineyard, there was no hesitation. After the horrible fire season last year, many of these beautiful places in California became scorched earth. This year, I will be surprised if the crisis does not repeat itself. Climate change can suck a fat one. More wine dreams with Morgan coming soon.
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Naomi Woods and I visit the Loews Beach Hotel in Santa Monica. We valet-parked her dragons and had the slave army check out the Promenade. Then, we got to down to business. Bonus pics and video of our own Zishy Khaleesi will soon follow.
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Here is the return of our Russian duo, Disha Yudina and her roomiephotographer Lisa. Seems that Disha really loves those strawberry underwear. My favorite undies have lobsters and cacti on them. The language police win this one. I don't feel strongly enough to continue offending people with my crude words. For the record, I do not hate you if you are into dudes. It's cool, man. Really. I don't give a shit. I've probably done more gay stuff than most of you.
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Oooh, I hate those people who disagree with my views on climate change, racism, privacy, abortion, pornography, the global pandemic. How the hell does everyone not see it my way? I watch the real news, you know, the completely unbiased one that isn't after advertising dollars or clicks. The one that isn't owned by a billion-dollar corporation. The one that just tells me the facts. No opinion. No agenda. Just facts. Yeah, I watch that one. Let's divide this country down the middle. The smart people on one side and the idiots on the other. Never mind the laughter of our approaching adversaries. Divide!
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Just when you think that all love is lost in this world, Big Tech shows us that they care. They laid it on the line last week and silenced the tiny faction of America that does not trust our honorable media. Surely, the good guys won and the bad guys have been sent home with their tails between their legs, humbled and reformed. No further violence is to be expected. Thank you, Big Tech. You're the best! Kat Keen and I were told by the manager that we couldn't take pictures in front of his Spec's liquor store. Makes sense. Zishy would never want to give a respectable vendor of alcohol an unfavorable public image. My bad, guy.
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Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer ... BTW, I don't know about you, but mandated lockdowns don't seem to work.
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I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
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'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
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Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
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Zishy is updating its terms of use this October as well. We will no longer allow any donkey punches, ATMs, Ringo Starrs, superherosupervillain fisting, upside down toeholds, or bareback spit roasts. Sorry, guys. On the bright side, I will now accept crypto for payment because fuck banks and credit card companies. Anyways, enjoy this extended final tease of Sofia Orlova. She never revealed her nude body completely to us, but I still think she is magic.
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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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Balboa Park in San Diego is a lovely setting for portraits. I recommend that you go early in the morning before swarms of sweaty, overweight tourists arrive to obstruct the picturesque backgrounds. Onna Metcalf has a shy demeanor that had me assuming she'd be unable to pull off risky shots in public. Onna is quiet and generally keeps her emotions to herself, but one thing she is not is risk-averse. Let's all take this Monday, lay it on its back, pull its Amazon Essentials panties to the side, and remind it who is boss.
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Here are more juicy gems from my time with Hazel Heart. When she agreed to shoot for Zishy, I showed her off to my friend. She claimed to have instantly become obsessed with Hazel. In my head, I was like, Yeah, I get it. Turns out that this was not simply playful exaggeration. Within a few days, my enamored friend ended up taking a flight to Vegas, and for reasons that I do not want to get into, is now serving time in a Nevada state penitentiary. Oh wellz.
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This is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, Yeah she's pretty but she is never gonna model for you. Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.
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When I think back about college, I hardly recall anything about the academics. And I had a respectable GPA. I mostly think about the people that I spent time with and the freedom that we abused. I never regret the time that I spent making mistakes. I wish I made more, took more chances. I had relationships, but I also had loneliness. The loneliness helped me realize how important it is to be tolerant and even more importantly, tolerable. Because loneliness sucks a big fat one. Take care of each other. I will bring you part two of this tomorrow.
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These two women had never met each other before Zishy. Or maybe they were the best of friends? It does not matter. All that's important is that they gave it their all for my camera and generously managed to blow my foreigner mind. The language barrier was a challenge but Disha and Alevtina needed little guidance. These Russians are not bad people. No one should be deemed bad purely based on their nationality. You gotta earn those stripes, ya know? Happy Valentine's Day from big, bad ol' Z.
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For a while there, I didn't think I would ever get the chance to photograph Kerin Metzger again. She said she had gone back to the church life, or Jesus, or what not. But I guess, everything is cyclical. One day, you might want to go to confession and plead for forgiveness. Then the next day, you might feel like getting stoned and fucking the shit out of someone random. Hey, it happens. People are complicated. Anyone know where this is?
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Keira Croft is full of health, sex, and life. I hope she stays that way and never loses sight of what makes her special. I only have award-winning eyelashes and a fabulous wit to rely on. Shucks.
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There isn't a whole lot to say here. The results speak for themselves. These Italian women just hit different. Sadly, this is the Zishy finale of Claudia Veneza, but I am confident there will be others from her beloved country. Once you get a taste of Italian scenery, food, art, women ... it changes something inside you. You might even start telling your closest friends and family to go-a fuck-a yo'self! It's wild. Too bad Italia is also renown for the Catholic Church, which is known for the systematic sexual abuse of children. Oh, biscuits
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"Here's an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz's dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties."
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"I didn't get the follower count that I wanted, but it is okay. Life has been kind to me. So here is the rest of what I have of Miki. Use it as inspiration. And yes, as a subscriber, you see her move that arm."
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Another energetic contestant from Portland. Number 17 is bendy and seems to enjoy showing that off. I give her a perfect score on her mask use. Please guys, make sure you are rating these sets. On April 22, I am giving out three Zishy stimulus checks. The Twitter and Instagram posts will go up all at once on Sunday, most likely.
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"September. The calm before the storm. I remember going to Kyiv. It felt like Russia, but freer. It had it's rough edges too, a seedy underbelly, yet the people somehow appeared more optimistic. Things were heading in the right direction, even if slowly. Pretty sure that's all gone now. I hope I will get to return. I hope I get to meet more people like Nika."
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It was back in 2013 or 14 when I photographed this kooky rodeo girl named Mattie Borders. I can't recall what role she played, but it was a dangerous one. Mattie explained how the rodeo almost cost her her leg. I love thrill seekers. They have the most interesting stories if they live long enough to tell them. You can choose to be safe, but hardly anyone will want to buy the rights. Live dangerously for it is a sound investment. On my way to the Wuhan Table Tennis Invitational. See you soon, boi.
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"Hello, guys. We tried our best but Debra and I could not find a razor to save our lives. I feel like it is going to be alright. I feel like there are enough of you out there who appreciate the completely natural look. And if there isn't, well then let me say in the sincerest and most respectful way, ""my bad"". But seriously these photos come with an interesting story. Debra's brother came home unexpectedly during our shoot and wanted to kick my ass for taking photos of his sister. I declined his offer and bid my farewell to the siblings. Debra is a wonderful person. Bonus video tomorrow."
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I met Dita Vetone one evening at the beach. I saw a woman wrapped up in a blanket with a photographer walking back to the parking lot. I approached and asked her for her Instagram. I explained that I was also a photographer and perhaps we could work together. I had no idea what type of insane natural figure lay hidden under that blanket. Life is full of surprises. I think I'll keep at it. More Dita is planned.
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"In part two, Max gets Taya Helenova back to the flat to remove her clothes. This young woman appears to genuinely enjoy our appreciation. With a smile like Taya's, you know this won't be the last you see of her. In other news, I'm officially declaring myself anti-Israel and anti-Palestine. Give the land back to the isopods!"
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I like when people aren't ashamed to show imperfection. I like that Katie Darling let me record her perform a partially learned song on her keyboard. It was subtle but it told me a lot about her. She must truly appreciate the learning process. She must understand that it isn't only the finish line that is important, it's also fact that you're running. That you're pushing to become a better you. Are you?
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
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I photographed Marie Boitte on a windy day in San Francisco. She is a transplant from France. Supposedly Mark Twain wrote this about the city, The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Francisco. I mostly associate the Bay Area with non-existent parking spaces and the faint stench of human fecal matter wafting through the air. Bon appetit.
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Dannell Norfolk shops at Costco because they sell reasonably priced tubs of coconut oil. I have heard that this oil makes for great lube, but I have also heard that it is a horrible idea. You can find opposing views on everything these days. For instance, rhino horn powder. Everyone knows that it makes men super virile, but no one agrees if you should mix it into your morning smoothie or sprinkle it on scramby eggs. We will figure it out eventually. Here is another great gallery for you to steal and spread all over the internets. Enjoy.
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This is a short intro to a sexy young lady we will refer to as Oakley Jacobs. She had never done anything like this, but was ready to step out of her typical comfort zone after discovering her sexuality. You will see more of her soon. These were taken on a canyon road outside of Los Angeles. Many areas like this have been turned into deathly infernos by the wildfires. These catastrophes can make pessimists out of us all, but only temporarily. Hopelessness is not a luxury that we can afford. The human spirit will persevere whether or not Gaia wants us to. These are new problems but overcoming our problems is nothing new.
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Enjoy this short followup to my visit to the Hindu temple with Georgia Ames. She is friendly and wild, which is unlike the people who run that place. They were all butt-hurt about me taking pictures on their property. Legal threats ensued and subsequently ignored. What's so dirty about the human body and sexuality? Guess I need to become religious to find out.
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Sabrina Lynn returns. What a beauty this woman is. If you don't think I try hard to bring you fellers something special, then you need to checkity-check yourself. When I post a girl like Sabrina, I know it will only be a matter of hours before the entire gallery has been spread throughout the web. Unauthorized and for free, of course. Zishy essentially runs on an honor system. If you like my work and want to see more incredible women like Sabrina, please try to support the site. The more subscribers I have, the more I can compensate the talent. Thank you, babies.
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Kylie Quinn makes the Pacific Palisades palatable. The surrounding nature is beautiful, you just have to share it with a boatload of other assholes. You just have to suffer through the danger of driving on Sunset or PCH everyday. You just have to smile as the dysfunctional California state government eats up your tax dollars. Other than that, Paradise. Kylie Quinn will help you see the silver lining. She is not the innocent type, but let's be honest, that isn't what you really want. You just wanted to be the first to plant your flag. Meh, that shit is overrated.
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Lanah Adams took the journey with me to see Riverside's Mission Inn. This hotel and surrounding area is known for going all out with holiday decor. Lanah is a petite firecracker from the Appalachian region. She escaped the freezing temperatures to enjoy SoCal's milder climate for a couple of weeks. Part two arrives tomorrow with a bonus video and Lanah's sleek nude figure. We may or may not have been escorted off the premises.
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It gets hot on the Backbone Trail and when you have a hiking partner like Misty Lovelace, it can get very exciting. Misty is a wild, open-minded beauty from Texas. I have to always confirm if a girl will feel comfortable outside in nature. With Misty, she was more than willing to hit the trails, literally and figuratively. Feeling shitty? Get outside before you book that pricey appointment with a therapist.
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Morgan Attwood took me to the main street of her quaint town outside of San Jose. We covered the major attractions within minutes, but settled on tickling Morgan's sweet tooth with some raspberry gelato. Morgan is bright, energetic and confident with her sexuality. She vaguely reminds me of Phoebe, the character from 'Friends'. However, Morgan is much more tolerable than asinine one-liners and an abhorrent laugh track. Despite Morgan's less-than-stellar review of the Nissan Leaf, I was surprised at what we were able to accomplish in her backseat.
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Part two has arrived. Nicole Ross says she is shy. She has almost 400K followers on her Instagram where she mostly posts semi-nude photos of herself. She initially asked me to use a different name for her, but later decided to go with her regular moniker. Did I ever tell you how I often feel like the polar opposite of civilization?
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Once upon a time, In a land far away, before Covid, before BLM, before Australia and Brazil burned, before the rampant homelessness, before MeToo, even before the entire fake news presidency, I photographed a woman many of you know as Jazz Reilly. She has come a long way. Early 2020 on social media, I saw that Jazz was expecting and that she still lived in Vegas. To my pleasant surprise, she was open to a return shoot. So here she is. Back with budding maternal curves, the immortal Jazz. Congrats on the healthy baby boy!
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I have been taking cold showers for years. They can be challenging in the winters, but who wants a life without challenges? However, I would throw out my cold-water-only policy when joining Skye Blue in the shower. She likes it somewhere between hot and scorching. We all have our weaknesses. Skye is a work of art. Video coming tomorrow.
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Jasmine Jazz reached out to us with a proposition. She was headed to an exotic destination in the South Pacific and she had a friend who could work a camera, so why not shoot some Zishy? Clever girl. Jasmine and her photographer only had one shot at this, so it had to right the first time. There are a few things I would do differently, but I am a neurotic bastard. You are here for beautiful women in provocative photos and that is exactly what Jasmine delivers.
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Kanye West says he battles porn and sex addiction, proving that he's just like the rest of us. I only hope that he's a member of this site. I hope he sees Dita Vetone and gets inspired to make another beautiful hip hop ballad that will carry on to our future generations. A song that will lead us through these awful times. A work of art that makes us alll forget that we are in the midst of getting flushed down the Earth's toilet like the smelly turds that we so indifferently have become. I'm only playing. I'm an optimist. I have this great new ab workout that I'm going to post to Instagram stories. It's going to change everything.
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Brandy Gila is on summer break from her university. I traveled to Tucson, Arizona to photograph her. She welcomed me into her home, where Brandy lives with her family. Luckily, she is left all to herself while her parents work. She has the freedom to invite over wonderful photographers to document her beauty. Tucson gets so fucking hot that you feel your skin bake within 2 minutes in the sun. Today, it should get up to 107F or 42C. Ouch is right. Brandy is worth the roast.
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Giana Van Patten took me with her to run an errand. She needed a snack, she needed a smoke. I documented the whole adventure. Try to imagine how much pain I must feel when I walk in a city and see so many beautiful women that I would want to photograph in perverse ways, but simply can't. They can't all be Gianas. God bless the Internet.
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Alice Taylor is a busy college student and even worked on the frontlines in the treatment of COVID patients at the peak of quarantine. Her job was to check temps and question those entering a medical facility. I doubt anyone realized the level of kinkster that was behind her mask. Alice was kind enough to supply me with several diverse clips for this epic ZishTok video. She even recorded one while she was taking a bathroom break at work. Alice is as boldly perverted as they come and yes, truly loves Metallica.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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A few months ago, I put together that quarantine selfie challenge. Dubsie wasn't crazy about the mask idea. The whole thing felt so novelty, so temporary. Now it feels like masks are never going away. Anyways, Dubsie dug the ZishTok idea instead and submitted this contribution. More Dubs in the future.
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Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.
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There is no one better to feature in a ZishTok dance video than Meadow Brink. This lively young woman kicked off the Quarantine Challenge and made plenty of fans with her powerful beauty and sexual energy. I will never expect anything typical from Meadow Brink. She is lighting in a bottle.
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Happy Saturday. Here is a bonus video to go with yesterday's update. Enjoy your weekend.
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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Moon Torrance is from Southern California. She decided to make a ZishTok video for us. I think she did a pretty good job. Belch. Moon tells me that she reads the Bible every morning. The difference between what's good and what's evil is often unclear to me, but if you have a body like Moon's, it must at least be a little rude not to share it. Yawn. Ok, time for rest. Will definitely be ready for Breakfast tomorrow morning and then a two-hour drive to a girl's apartment. Her first shoot ever. Stay jelly.
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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"Another candid look into one of our contributor productions. We hear Stacy's voice (in Spanish) as you get a 5-minute, fly-on-the-wall view of a Zishy shoot."
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Hey! They also made a video for us. Thanks, guys.
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"A 7-minute video that documents this perfect day with the perfect Miquela. Watch her flash and tease us as she paddles down the the river. Then, she romantically strips down back at the dimly lit cabin. Are all Argentinian women this game and beautiful? Gawddamn!!! Don't worry, this is not the last we will see of Miquela."
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I couldn't keep this video footage of Hannah all to myself. Runtime approximately 4 minutes. Be back soon with more great content.
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I asked Keely Rose to choose a song she would like to dance to in a Zishtok vid. After several minutes of contemplation, she went with Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows. I wasn't initially won over by her selection, but then I listened to the lyrics closely and understood. The words perfectly applied to someone like Keely. The track also grew on me after I saw such ample natural curves bounce around to it. Go fig.
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I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
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Howdy! Here's a 10 minute long video digest featuring footage from the last three photo updates. I might make a habit of doing videos this way. Let me know what you think. Have a great weekend and don't go rubbing your crotch on a cheese grater. That would hurt. xoxo
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As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
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"When I watch this footage of Ileana Burgos, a scenario plays out in my head. I imagine that Vicky, our contributor, photographed Ileana at her criminal kingpin boyfriend's plush apartment. During the process, they did lines and devolved into sex-hungry animals, mostly inspired by Ileana's wicked nude figure. After her shower, one thing led to another and the group decided to move the party to the bedroom, where an intense threesome would last over two and a half hours. Sergio's sheets were ruined. Much of the activity was filmed, but sadly, not delivered to your humble narrator. In truth, probably nothing of the sort took place and they all just got froyo together after a tiring, but innocent day. Yeh. We aren't missing anything. Right? Right."
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It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
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As promised, a 9-minute video compilation of Gabbie being Gabbie. She's great. I'm putting together some xtra content of her too.
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"I hope I have more experiences like this. I am ready."
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In a chemically altered state of consciousness, I have decided to bring you this video without any editing. These are the clips just as I received them. Let me know in the comments what you think. I was looking for video on Reina, but realized there wasn't much from the night of that pizza date. Then, I stumbled upon this footage of Valya Easton. Who knew she was so comfortable dancing and singing for the camera? I thought she was a quiet, serious type from her photos. Her sexy voice is also a nice surprise.
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"This edit turned out too long to simply be considered bonus video. Runtime is about 7:30 min., so I made it a standalone update. Hope you appreciate Debra as much as I do."
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Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
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"Just put together an 11-minute edit from the video footage made available of Hanna Nasochi. Due to the sheer length, I decided to make it a standalone update. The first half is from her early pregnancy and the second half is recorded closer to her due date. It is great to see Hanna maintain the same positive, upbeat energy throughout. I am sure it also helped that our contributor, Alina, is her friend in real life. Stay human."
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Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
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A video of the hygienic Ira Sedina as promised.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"
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Here is a nice long shower video to go with the previous update from these two incredible women. Sometimes I am smart enough to keep it simple. Hope you enjoy.
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Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
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"We finally get to hear Sofi Levchenko's voice in this 12-minute exposé. She discusses (in Russian) some of her experiences as an international model. Sofi also sings, dances, and strips for us since Maksym, our contributor, knows how to ask so nicely. And of course, we get to see Sofi make her mess with the drinkable yogurt. I shouldn't be turned on by Activia, right?"
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In this video, Adriene Macedo gives us some Sublime karaoke. She dances, spins, leaps, shakes, and talks about her supernatural figure. To be completely honest with you, even if I weren't its creator, I'd be a huge fan of Zishy too. Enjoy your day.