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Enjoy Hazel Moore. Enjoy life. She is as cowboy as they come. She is not a mother, but she is one bad mutha. Her and I broke all the rules, yet I still think we are decent people for some reason. Not all of us are made the same way. Happy Mother's Day! Give a big kiss to your mama from Zishy.
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Shot in cooler times, Katie Darling showed me how beautiful nature can be. She also introduced me to this picturesque spot in Texas. Sometimes you win and sometimes you learn. When I photograph a woman like Katie, I never learn anything.
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Here is Harley Woodburn in the room she spent her teenage years. This young woman was a jock, a nerd, and a rebel. If you identify with any of those labels, you should enjoy seeing her nude photos on my site. Can COVID end already? I am itching to get back to another epic furry convention. Zishy 2021!
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Zishy is back in Ukraine with a new contributor, Max. He found a natural beauty named Irina Dyvyn to photograph. She seems fun and filled with positive energy. I would have never guessed that she is a member of an international terrorist organization. Go figure.
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I admit it, guys. I miss LA. I miss the perennial traffic. I miss the costly rent paid to stay in homes, usually crammed apartments, that were built over half a century ago. I miss the neighbors with whom I would never speak. I miss the self-promoting, mostly-untalented actors, artists and entertainers thirsty for attention. I miss radicalized woke culture, granted its zealots might just be high and overly sensitive. I miss the draughts. I miss the homeless ladies petting their half-dead kittens on greasy stairwells and wreaking of shit. I miss the constant struggle to find parking. I miss the wildfires and the smoke that gives you painful headaches along with a scratchy throat. I miss the ever-present fear that at any moment a disaster could strike and turn the entire population into a cannibalistic mob. Yes, I miss the City of Angels. So sometimes I return for a few days to take pictures of a person like Yeraz Gebeshian. And after, with a tear in my eye, I depart and return to a more sane existence.
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Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
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Introducing Beba Lopez from Venezuela, shot by our contributor, Bobby. I am happy to report that he is alive and well. Unfortunately, the struggle continues in his country and he is constantly on high alert for a number of reasons. For example, he claims it is extremely dangerous to shoot outside in public because of the ever-present criminal elements. I picture gangs of greedy old women patrolling the neighborhood looking for items to loot. This shit must be stopped. What do you think? Should I have Bobby continue to photograph Venezuelan beauties like Beba for Zishy, even if he can't do much exploring out and about?
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The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.
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So what happened is that I recently joined a cult. The leader, Cornelius, tells me that my photography is exceptional and that I should not be giving it all away for as little as I was. He had me increase prices for Zishy in order to up my contribution to the communal fund. Some of you hate me for it, but Master has spoken. What I am mostly bummed about is how my wife and teenage daughters are required to attend Master's night-long private lectures on Wednesdays and Saturdays. But as it is written, if sacrifice was easy, it would not be called sacrifice.
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If it is true what some people say, that beauty is a burden and all that jazz. Then, Stella Barry's existence must be utterly miserable. Even though she is full of smiles and energy and can get away with unspeakable crimes, her looks probably cause Stella endless suffering. Don't worry, dear. Time makes dusty old raisins of us all. One day, you will be ugly and content just like me.
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One day soon I will add an xtra from this episode with Savannah Small. She really turned up the heat for me when I photographed her in her bedroom. You would think that I am a Jason Mamoa-type by the way some of these women react to my shoots. But I assure you I am not. I egg them on a bit with crass humor and a non-judgy attitude, I might even treat them like human beings. It's wild, but every now and then that works. It definitely helps though if they are a genuine freak in the sheets like Savannah. Bonus video tomorrow.
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As promised, here is part two. There will be more of my fantastic neighbor in the future. Hope you are having a greta day.
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Welcome to Better Times Cafe. We serve you women like Lana Lane who is a stunning female specimen from Ukraine. She is brought to us by our contributor, Max. Here at our establishment, we do not discuss war or politics or anything that will upset you. We do not care about those things. We care about boobs, boners, and money. That's it. Have a seat and enjoy the warm cozy environment. The human suffering that you hear outside will pass. It always does. Just relax, indulge yourself on the goodies, and remember to pay your bill before you go. Thank you! -Management
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Introducing Kylie Shay. She decided to jump headfirst into the adult industry last year and immediately became sought after by many producers. She is ultra-petite, but her massive natural appeal compelled me to jump on the Kylie bandwagon. I flew out to her hometown of Memphis and was welcomed by Kylie and her companion's hospitality. Take a shot, MLK did.
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If my memory serves me correctly, but usually it does not, Cindy White had an ultra-Christian upbringing. Her father grew up in Montana. As a boy, he idolized his favorite Sunday preacher for delivering the most powerful and heartfelt sermons. Jacob began to think that his future also lied in clergy. But God had other plans. A summer job at a local car dealership developed into a short career as the slimiest salesman you could ever meet. Jacob ended up impregnating the dealership's receptionist, who was already unhappily married to her alcoholic and closeted high school sweetheart, and the two decided to start a new life together in Bakersfield. They bore an attractive daughter and subjected her to extreme sexual repression post-puberty. This of course had the opposite desired effect and Cindy's curious nature erupted the moment she was able to hitchhike her way to Los Angeles. However, religion proved a hard habit to kick and Cindy was compelled to find herself a church, as luck would have it, the very same one located around the corner from my go-to dispensary. I can spot a gem hiding in any congregation. Stay ready.
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"Everyone up. On your feet! Let's give Dante our contributor a big round of applause for finding and bringing us Jupiter Stassy. I need new words added to my vocabulary in order to describe her accurately. Enjoy this intro set and look forward to more Jupiter. I am prepared to move heaven and earth to obtain more. Your ongoing support via subscriptions can help. We'll see. Stay ready."
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"Today's update is gonna upset many impatient Zishy fanatics. It's only part one, guys. There will be more of Bess Burton revealed tomorrow in part two. The summer temperatures in Vegas are so abysmal, that you are unlikely to find any relief poolside. But this isn't what attracts most of us. We will risk heat exhaustion and painful burns for a glimpse of amazing women, like Bess, sunning their full-figured, natural bodies. Sometimes the reward is worth the punishment. Get your sizzle on, my friends."
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Contestant 11 comes from the heart of Northern Italy. All she had available for a mask was a pair of panties. The shortage of supplies has its perks. And who needs to wear clothes when you're stuck at home anyways? Shot on a Samsung Galaxy S8.
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"Happy Valentines. Hope you guys are doing well and have a beautiful lady to spoil this evening. If you don't, click off Zishy and go get one. Seriously. I love looking at women in scandalous photos, but it doesn't substitute for the real thing. Please accept this as a friendly reminder. Once you do get a girl, enjoy Zishy all you want. Most likely, you are still going to want to look at other women like Queti."
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Krasnodar is not a hugely popular tourist destination in Russia, but I had my reasons for visiting. Namely, Diana Sedova (orange top) and Victoria Minina (white). These two attractive young women showed me around at the stadium built for the 2018 World Cup. It was easy to become overwhelmed by all the photo-worthy opportunities. But that is why we have two-part updates. That is why you should expect more from them in the next few days, including a bonus video.
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"Here's part two as promised. The video that I have of Tasia Loomer totals to about 12 minutes, so I'm posting the second half as a 'soft' xtra. The first five minutes are below. Tasia is so damn naturally sweet and adorable with a delectable figure. I have the feeling you won't be finding her anywhere else on the internet. Thanks for supporting some of the most authentic smut this planet has to offer."
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Not a joke. These were taken many years ago, when Zishy was a concept still developing in my immature mind. Don't worry, I'm still immature, just have more resources. Creativity is always considered foolishness until it works. Stay hungry. Miranda is the girl bowling inside CVS. Taylor is the one with the Easter basket. Isabela is the viper wearing the ruffle socks with heels. Amber is the buxom latina photographed in the mirrored lobby.
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"Such a beauty living in a troubled region. I am so thankful we still get to catch glimpses of magic from Kiev. Our contributor seems to have truly built up rapport with Taya. This is part one and I will be back with the conclusion tomorrow. Probably with video. For now, I need to bow out early to bake cookies for my kid's school winter fair. What a life, right?"
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This gallery is filled with subtlety. It is designed to make you want more of Sofia Orlova and you will get more, but it will require patience. Over several trips to Russia, I have been granted the gift of getting to know Sofia. Her beauty is captivating. It should not be consumed in one bite. I could stress over every Zishy update, worrying whether it is enough to please the customer base. But life is short and stress kills. I'm a masochist but only part-time. Take chances.
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"Irina and Bianca had a great workout with trainer/friend/photographer Alina. It seems apparent that they have great chemistry together. Here is part one."
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Mitia, our Italian contributor, sent me some test photos of Sera Rossini a while back. Her regular job is as an acrobatic performer onstage, in front of a crowd. Like so many, Sera is comfortable showing off her body, but it did take time for her to decide to show it off for the Internet. Sera leans towards a rather natural lifestyle. She rarely wears makeup or heels, and keeps away from the vapid world of social media. Nonetheless, I felt the need to implore Mitia to show diverse sides of this eccentric knockout. You can enjoy her in nature, barefoot in yoga pants. Or enjoy her dolled-up in an urban setting. Ciao.
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On our way to The Grove, we saw the giant chrome Lenin and we had to stop for a few photos. Vivi Kuanas is a woman filled with passion, almost to the point of insanity. Follow her down visual k-holes on her Instagram, @vivicoxy. I tried to direct Vivi at first, but then I realized that her energy is best served raw. Sometimes crazy plus beautiful equals crazy beautiful.
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This is a small update and it is the last that I have of Dahlia Polk. She is a special creation and proof that great things do not last forever. She responded to an ad on Craigslist which I posted before strict listing policies made their site irrelevant. Nowadays, you have to pay to post any gig and even lingerie photo shoots are labeled scandalous and instantly removed. Great work, gentlemen. But once, there were some CL salad days, when you could be easily connected with a beautiful stranger. She could send you selfies that showed off her impressive figure and you could jump on the next plane to Phoenix, eager to make magic. Thank you, Dahlia. You are always welcome to return. Goodbye, Craig. You will be missed.
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Tatiana Penskaya dug up some yearbooks when she returned home for semester break. They were on the shortlist of high school artifacts which remained in her old bedroom. She reminisced about certain crushes she had during those teenage years. Damn, we were stupid. Those were good times. Growing up can be so overrated. Kids, you want my advice? Stay dumb. You will sleep better.
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I met the beautiful Ursula Hall in Oakland, California. Her innocent eyes and soft curves are addictive. Ursula has played competitive sports for most her life, primarily soccer and volleyball. Ursula's cleavage brought some excitement to several commuters on an otherwise typical Monday morning.
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I have been called a creep many times in my life. I know how it feels to be vilified and dismissed. I swear, you kiss one small boy and all of the sudden you are the scum of the earth. But seriously, people are quick to blackball you if you do not play by their rules. Even on Zishy, I have been asked to blockban certain members from commenting. This solves nothing. I say fuck blacklists. Let stupidity show its ugly face in broad daylight. Let's work through problems and not avoid them. Let's appreciate that we do not all enjoy the same flavor of ice cream. I loved spending the day with Tammy Kaimia at Balboa Park in San Diego. Even if just for a few hours, I found someone who could appreciate my creepiness.
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Chloe Cherry pushes the limits in her adult performances. Her dreamy eyes and youthful looks struck me as a perfect fit for Zishy. We went over to the Galleria in Sherman Oaks and put on a show. It was only until the shots in front of the fountain that a security guard approached us and asked if we had a permit for photography. No, sir. We are blatantly stealing photos of this fine property. But do not fear, we will feel awful about it at some point. And that really is the worst punishment of all.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen felt like a smoke and a massage. I felt like a jellyfish. More of these friends to come. Stick around!
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If a beautiful woman says you can take naked photos of her at her home, but you have to drive a couple of hours into the country, you gather your scrotum and do it. This was the exact opposite of a public shoot. It was one of the most secluded spots I had been to in a while. A beaming Dorothy Channing greeted me in her comfy robe. I did not hesitate. This morning fog was not going to wait for my slow ass. Let's go! More of Dorothy to come.
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One of my favorite dishes to eat in Russia is plov. Plov, pronounced plOf, is a rice pilaf with meat, carrots, onions and spices. Its absolutely delicious tender chunks of meat, I prefer pork, fluffy rice with lots of aromatic flavors given by onions, carrots and garlic. It also has several great spices to kick it up a notch. Plov is popular because of the accessibility of its ingredients. You can always find rice. There is rarely a massive shortage of rice. You don't need a lot of meat, just a fistful to flavor. And you can always find carrots. To be continued ...
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Part two of my time with Daphne Dare and Cindy White. Good times. Don't let the bad times get you down. They are temporary as well.
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I love the nature in this region. I love that there are still places where you can gather fruit and herbs straight from the wild. I love that there are unpaved roads here. I love not having a cell phone signal. I love the lakes that we swim in and pull life out of. I love the clean drinking water that literally seeps from the ground. I love calling it a night shortly after the sky darkens. I love waking when the sun begins lighting up the horizon. Whoever said it was right. I probably have gone mad, but mostly because the bulk of my life is removed from the natural elements. How about yourself? How long has it been since you plucked a wild blackberry? P.S. I fucking hate mosquitoes.
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Part two has arrived. Dorothy Channing is twenty years old and managing a restaurant. She wants to dump that gig and sell Lambo's at a dealership. Too many dickhead customers at her current job and even some ass-grabbing. Weak men lead to hard times. Hope it all works out for her. She was a hoot. See you soon!
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Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
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Vynessa Lucero claims that her incredible physique is 100 natural. She follows a strict ancestral diet of beef liver and other offal. I don't believe a word of it, but maybe I am just being a hater. Look, Vynessa. I know you think you topped me in our squatting contest. If it had been fair, and my back wasn't acting up, then the results would be quite different. Sadly, I have retired from such pointless competition. You can expect video of Vynessa and more buck nekkid photos in part two. Coming soon.
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If you want to know all of earth's history, you only need to get far enough away from it and have have an adequately powerful telescope. Although intriguing, Neil deGrasse Tyson explained this on a recent JRE and I thought he was supposed to be canceled. I mean WTF? I am so sick of these privileged white men thinking they can return to society after being me-too'd. When we say you are done, then you are done. There is no redemption for cis male swine. Behave or be dead. BTW, the new D'Elia pods are pretty good. Life rips.
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Angel Youngs has many insatiable appetites. I love her wild desire for the extreme. However, she is clearly mentally ill for having zero appreciation when it comes to mayonnaise. Please do not even offer me a sandwich if you are out of mayo. It is like introducing me a beautiful woman who would never agree to take tasteless photos. Kinda pointless really.
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Carrie Barber and I visited Barton Springs in the peak of chigger season. I hate chiggers. They are so rude. First off, they are nearly impossible to see with the naked eye. They sneak onto their host and head straight for any warm spots, like the belt line or crotch. People don't usually notice these pests until days after their bites have digested the skin's surface and developed into a red itchy lesion. Sometimes chiggers will even break into your Dodge Avenger and rob you of your CD collection. Watch out for chiggers!
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These are portraits of Caring Erin taken by her husband. They live in California and are bringing another human into existence. I have been following Erin's social media for a while. She is sensitive, eccentric, and seemingly uninhibited. At times, she challenges my views on beauty and sexuality. Nonetheless, her wild mind and looks command my attention. I am very grateful for the couple's contribution here and wish them luck on their new stage in life. Kiss your baby-mama if she will still let you.
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Instead of cheeky notes to go along with these cheeky photos, I will leave you in silence to enjoy Olya Derkach. I also haven't slept in three days, so I'd probably just ramble on about child labor laws or self-serving governments or how you can never really 'throw away' garbage unless you burn it, which is culturally unpopular at the moment. I could discuss the corrupt academic industry or how I despise weakness in both men and women or why peanut butter should only have two ingredients. But, no. Today, I just want you to relax and appreciate this beautiful young woman on a Saturday afternoon. Peace.
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Vynessa's final chapter on Zishy has come. I will try to get her to return, but she seems to have moved on from modeling and is welcoming her first child early next year. Congrats, Vynessa. And congrats to you for finding Zishy. Our content is clinically proven to increase testosterone levels and cardiovascular performance. The only downside is that Zishy subscribers cleanreplace their keyboards much more regularly than your average internet user.
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Guys, I need help. I am summoned to appear for jury duty tomorrow. As much as I want to bear witness to the tragic comedy of our criminal justice system, I have better things to do. For instance, I could possibly add a bonus video to this eleventh update of Regan Budimir. It goes without saying, I enjoy her. A lot. If anyone can offer tips on how to evade my civic duties, please post in the comments. I have already told them that I believe people should be considered innocent until proven guilty and that we all need the ability to speak truth to power, so I imagine that will disqualify me immediately. Wish me luck.
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Kanye West says he battles porn and sex addiction, proving that he's just like the rest of us. I only hope that he's a member of this site. I hope he sees Dita Vetone and gets inspired to make another beautiful hip hop ballad that will carry on to our future generations. A song that will lead us through these awful times. A work of art that makes us alll forget that we are in the midst of getting flushed down the Earth's toilet like the smelly turds that we so indifferently have become. I'm only playing. I'm an optimist. I have this great new ab workout that I'm going to post to Instagram stories. It's going to change everything.
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Jasmine Jazz reached out to us with a proposition. She was headed to an exotic destination in the South Pacific and she had a friend who could work a camera, so why not shoot some Zishy? Clever girl. Jasmine and her photographer only had one shot at this, so it had to right the first time. There are a few things I would do differently, but I am a neurotic bastard. You are here for beautiful women in provocative photos and that is exactly what Jasmine delivers.
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Brandy Gila is on summer break from her university. I traveled to Tucson, Arizona to photograph her. She welcomed me into her home, where Brandy lives with her family. Luckily, she is left all to herself while her parents work. She has the freedom to invite over wonderful photographers to document her beauty. Tucson gets so fucking hot that you feel your skin bake within 2 minutes in the sun. Today, it should get up to 107F or 42C. Ouch is right. Brandy is worth the roast.
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Giana Van Patten took me with her to run an errand. She needed a snack, she needed a smoke. I documented the whole adventure. Try to imagine how much pain I must feel when I walk in a city and see so many beautiful women that I would want to photograph in perverse ways, but simply can't. They can't all be Gianas. God bless the Internet.
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There is no one better to feature in a ZishTok dance video than Meadow Brink. This lively young woman kicked off the Quarantine Challenge and made plenty of fans with her powerful beauty and sexual energy. I will never expect anything typical from Meadow Brink. She is lighting in a bottle.
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Happy Saturday. Here is a bonus video to go with yesterday's update. Enjoy your weekend.
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Moon Torrance is from Southern California. She decided to make a ZishTok video for us. I think she did a pretty good job. Belch. Moon tells me that she reads the Bible every morning. The difference between what's good and what's evil is often unclear to me, but if you have a body like Moon's, it must at least be a little rude not to share it. Yawn. Ok, time for rest. Will definitely be ready for Breakfast tomorrow morning and then a two-hour drive to a girl's apartment. Her first shoot ever. Stay jelly.
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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Alice Taylor is a busy college student and even worked on the frontlines in the treatment of COVID patients at the peak of quarantine. Her job was to check temps and question those entering a medical facility. I doubt anyone realized the level of kinkster that was behind her mask. Alice was kind enough to supply me with several diverse clips for this epic ZishTok video. She even recorded one while she was taking a bathroom break at work. Alice is as boldly perverted as they come and yes, truly loves Metallica.
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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A few months ago, I put together that quarantine selfie challenge. Dubsie wasn't crazy about the mask idea. The whole thing felt so novelty, so temporary. Now it feels like masks are never going away. Anyways, Dubsie dug the ZishTok idea instead and submitted this contribution. More Dubs in the future.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.
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Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
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A video of the hygienic Ira Sedina as promised.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"
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Here is a nice long shower video to go with the previous update from these two incredible women. Sometimes I am smart enough to keep it simple. Hope you enjoy.
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"We finally get to hear Sofi Levchenko's voice in this 12-minute exposé. She discusses (in Russian) some of her experiences as an international model. Sofi also sings, dances, and strips for us since Maksym, our contributor, knows how to ask so nicely. And of course, we get to see Sofi make her mess with the drinkable yogurt. I shouldn't be turned on by Activia, right?"
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"I have been racked with guilt (not really) about lagging with video delivery over the last week. So today, we have some playful footage from Max's day with Lana Lane. As the holiday season fades away, I will have more time to devote to editing. With school back in session and that pesky family stuff out of the way, ol' Santa Venice can focus on the smut. See you tomorrow."
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In this video, Adriene Macedo gives us some Sublime karaoke. She dances, spins, leaps, shakes, and talks about her supernatural figure. To be completely honest with you, even if I weren't its creator, I'd be a huge fan of Zishy too. Enjoy your day.
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"Here we have over six and a half minutes of video with the ridiculous Samadhi Amour. She dances, shakes, and strips for all humanity to admire. I wager that this experience will travel to the far reaches of the internet for generations to come, as it should. I want my great grandchildren to behold Samadhi's beauty. And try to relax, this isn't the last you and I will be seeing of her."
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Hey! They also made a video for us. Thanks, guys.
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Here's a video of my time with these three incredible women. For those of you who haven't followed the story behind this day, Vero had to leave early to get to work. You won this time, McDonald's. Next time, I'm thinking bomb threat.
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"Hope you don't mind this late addition of a bonus video, but I was busy this week shooting bottle rockets at the neighborhood cats. Here's a couple more of minutes of fun with Liz Jordan teasing, shaking and flashing deep in the heart of Texas. It doesn't get more American than this. See you guys on Monday."
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No, my n words, I did not watch the latest series on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. I don't care how Spiderboy was made or if the new Batman is transgender or if MGK is on the spectrum. Why would I waste my time on nonsense that doesn't change my life? I watch Zishy. That's it. I focus on popping boners, stacking Sats, and cementing my legacy at the gym. Do what you dig. I dig Hazel Moore.
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"Another candid look into one of our contributor productions. We hear Stacy's voice (in Spanish) as you get a 5-minute, fly-on-the-wall view of a Zishy shoot."
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"A 7-minute video that documents this perfect day with the perfect Miquela. Watch her flash and tease us as she paddles down the the river. Then, she romantically strips down back at the dimly lit cabin. Are all Argentinian women this game and beautiful? Gawddamn!!! Don't worry, this is not the last we will see of Miquela."
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I couldn't keep this video footage of Hannah all to myself. Runtime approximately 4 minutes. Be back soon with more great content.
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I asked Keely Rose to choose a song she would like to dance to in a Zishtok vid. After several minutes of contemplation, she went with Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows. I wasn't initially won over by her selection, but then I listened to the lyrics closely and understood. The words perfectly applied to someone like Keely. The track also grew on me after I saw such ample natural curves bounce around to it. Go fig.
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I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
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Howdy! Here's a 10 minute long video digest featuring footage from the last three photo updates. I might make a habit of doing videos this way. Let me know what you think. Have a great weekend and don't go rubbing your crotch on a cheese grater. That would hurt. xoxo
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"When I watch this footage of Ileana Burgos, a scenario plays out in my head. I imagine that Vicky, our contributor, photographed Ileana at her criminal kingpin boyfriend's plush apartment. During the process, they did lines and devolved into sex-hungry animals, mostly inspired by Ileana's wicked nude figure. After her shower, one thing led to another and the group decided to move the party to the bedroom, where an intense threesome would last over two and a half hours. Sergio's sheets were ruined. Much of the activity was filmed, but sadly, not delivered to your humble narrator. In truth, probably nothing of the sort took place and they all just got froyo together after a tiring, but innocent day. Yeh. We aren't missing anything. Right? Right."
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As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
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It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
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"I hope I have more experiences like this. I am ready."